February 2012
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Watchpterodactylwrangler:
inacognito:
The single funniest scene on television ever
i literally
literally
want to marry steve carell.
IMAGFIEN SOMEONE SCREMAIGN AT THR TOP OF THEIR LUNGS DURING SEX
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i woudltn be submissive cause i’d start screamign and like kill them or somethign and dominant is likr ofgm quit laying there yu o piece of shit im nto doing all the work
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i htae 2012 dean adn cas omfg it gives me a weird vibe
i haev no kinks
Watchcapitolgoods:
I do this every morning getting ready for school.
thr only sex dreamive ever had was abuot this gross mexican dude frmo my moms shows and it was realyl gross and one of thsoe mexican ass blankets were coverign his penis adn i was like oh gdo and it was like on the floor of a saloon
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chuckpeterson replied to your post: no way in hell ym mouth is going anywhere near…
what about rimming
im goign to vomit
i alwasy touch ym boobs like idk its weird my hands are always on myself adn not in a sexual way theyre jsut there
no way in hell ym mouth is going anywhere near someones vagina
liek in kick ass when theyre kissign and she jsut sits there and he grabs her boobs and it s likr wh
ofmg ok so im p sexual i guess idk i get off regularly btu i woudl never have sex wiht someone farts
i maed out wiht osome guy btu he was drunk and i ran away cause drunk people are gross nver make out wiht someone drunk
ofmg i dotn know like its weird im pretyt vague about my sexual thoughts like if i think too mcuh into detail i get all nervous adn weird cause liek yeah and omf
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wyh are lisa and dean so orange in thsoe gifs
tahnk you for all thr misha gifs btu im not feelin it tonight
ofgm takign it up the ass is weird wiht guys its like wow thsi sucks but at least yuo have a prostate and wiht girls theres litearlly no point yuo have a perfectly good vagina to use unelss yuore on your period or somethign but period sex is a compeltely differetn topic
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brookewindham replied to your post: ive been tryign for like two years adn i dont…
oh my fucking god all I wnat is to orgasm like no matter how hard I go at it for how long all I do is just feel like wow this is nice but never anything more ugh
ofmg i feel yuo bruh
Anonymous asked: how do you masturbate because that could be the problem
Anonymous asked: i literally have the sam e problem oh man
hey if i coudl get an orgasm i woudl be getting off everyday ok ptu it up my brtoehr
i used to be embarrassed abuot it but i dotn care anymroe omfg litearlly i have no follweors adn its not like you guys care i l ove life
ofmg you know hwo on the internet it says liek to go under the shower thingy i try taht and itS TOO MCUH IT JUST HURTS
havign a prostate seems nice btu its like you haev to put your finger up your butthoel no thANK YUO wait like i dont understand on liek cosmo it says tips on how to reach hsi prostate but h
in jackass 3 when thyre doign the wheelbarrow thing adn johnnys wearIGN HIS SUNGLASSES AND HES SHIRTLESS HOYL SHIT
ive been tryign for like two years adn i dont think ive ever had an orgasm jsut like a somewhat ncie feeling then it goes away im so sad beign a girl is hard
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it tickles adn i htae being tickled tahts all i have to say
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timel0rdvictorious replied to your post: maybe i dotn do it long enough omfg my hand starts…
its such hard work omfg thats why i’m just waiting for someone to do it for me ;)
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maybe i dotn do it long enough omfg my hand starts to hurt adn i lose interest an d i jsut lay there
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sirluciferthearchangel replied to your post: ofm ive never h ad liek an orgasm i guess idk…
what hoq do you know thats not an orgas m
if tahts an orgasm thne my life fuckign sucks and im never having sex
ofm ive never h ad liek an orgasm i guess idk liek it jsut feels p good adn you knwo how a guy goes soft yeha that happens to me adn im jsut like ok and i give up one day thr lord will bless me
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blacktimtebow:
tattooedmansodmg:
putrezire:
Imagine if you broke a man’s nose with the force of your cunnilingus orgasm
imagine if you decapitated him
imagine if that man’s name was mitt romney
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Watchturboslime:
i dont know if anybody else remembers the 90s but.wmv
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– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via emryses)